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Best Motorcycles for Surviving the Inevitable Apocalypse!

While we cannot see into the future and tell you when the world will end, the number of movies, TV shows, and books currently popular right now paint a pretty dreary picture for the survival of mankind. From scenarios like: Aliens completely taking over our planet, the Undead and Zombies shuffling their way into your city or Mother Nature deciding to its time for some remodeling on planet Earth the “end” is looking pretty rough. Whatever the case is you will have to put your survival skills in full motion and let’s face it, it'll be a whole lot easier and much more “Mad Max-like” if you do it on 2 wheels! As Norman Reedus has taught us through his character Daryl on "The Walking Dead," a two-wheeled vehicle can be the ideal way to transport your compound bow and evade hoards of the undead and/or evil human survivors alike. Below is our offering of 5 of our favorite options for surviving the end of the world.

1. Africa Twin: The Ultimate Most Amazing and Spectacular Alien Invasion Motorcycle!

The Aliens have taken over, the world is in ruins and civilization has to start over but you have a motorcycle that is ready to roll on any terrain available with over 9” of travel, 21” and 18” rubber, a 5 gallon gas tank and plenty of HP...the "ATAS" might just be the best “alien invasion” motorcycle out there! With plenty of places for storage, to keep the Alien skulls you collect along the way, and a convenient spot for a shotgun for any road hazards you might encounter the “ATAS” will keep on moving.... unless “they” sense you are near....then this bike will take you anywhere...and by anywhere I mean on road, off road, no road, uphill, downhill, sidehill or maybe just straight through the army of 7 legged alien invaders. You get the picture.

2. Ducati Desert Sled: Daryl Dixon Would Ride This!

With just the right look out of the box, not many modifications needed The Desert Sled is one of our favorite choices for when the inevitable zombie apocalypse happens. Proper suspension, perfect HP and torque for getting around and getting away plus gold rims for the win! Add some hand guards, off-road style footpegs and of course some soft or hard case saddle bags and there will not be many places you cannot get to on or off road...or if there is no road at all! Finally make sure you have your left sided shotgun, rifle or machete scabbard attached, just in case you meet some not-so-nice-undead-folks out there.

3. Husqvarna® TX 300: Mad Max Ain't Got Nothing on This 2 Stroke!

If mixing gas and kicking ass is your mantra then welcome this badass 2 stroke into your "End of the World" gang! When the EMP goes off and all those fancy battery powered devices go "offline" you are in the green because this 2 stroke monster has all the right tech but still has a kick starter! Batteries, we don't need any stinking batteries! As the race for gas and oil hoarding commences feel confident that your TX will get you up and over all obstacles in your way but still with plenty of punch when a straight-up drag race or double backflip over the encampment walls is in order. Get your wrist-mounted crossbow and sawed-off double barrel shotgun holster strapped on and show those goons some blue smoke because your total world domination is just around the corner!

4. KTM 300 EXC TPI: Is There a Better "When the World Ends" 2 Stroke Bike?

When KTM released the 300 EXC TPI preppers rejoiced because motorcycle that requires barely any TLC so you can focus on surviving the "Reckoning" in style! KTM knows how to make a proper off road bike and the 300 EXC TPI might be the best "End of Days" motorcycle out there! With the proper off-road suspension, hydraulic clutch – so your shooting hand doesn't cramp!-lots of pop AND you don't even have to mix the oil and gas since it does it for you? Where do I sign up! Add some simple soft sided panniers, gas can on the back and of course, a weapon mounted close at hand and there is nothing stopping you...except maybe an army of demons!

5. Honda® Ruckus: When MPG and "Stash-Ability" Matter

The Ruckus might be the perfect "After the city crumbles down because we didn't listen to Mother Nature” city bike as it can get over a 100 miles per gallon, one person can pick it up and there are tons of additions you can add to it whether it be weapons, lights, storage or armor. Since its so small in stature hiding the Ruckus is easy while you rummage various shops, dwellings and anything else you find along the way because let's face it - With weather out of control, the landscape constantly shifting and animals hunting us now – our ability to hide will be at a premium. And what about maintenance you ask? what maintenance? This is a lawnmower engine lol so make sure it has gas and oil and the Ruckus just might outlast you.....

When the Apocalypse does occur, nothing is better than having a motorcycle that will help you survive with style! What are you waiting for, survive the world of aliens, zombies, and demons by getting one of these great motorcycles!

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